You have outgrown the version of you with her “well deserved” glass of Pinot Noir at 56 West Smithfield 3 nights a week (or 5). You know the version of success you idolised in your 20s is a recipe for burnout as sure as your grandmother’s hit lasagne you wheel out at dinner parties.
You have outgrown the version of you with her “well deserved” glass of Pinot Noir at 56 West Smithfield 3 nights a week (or 5). You know the version of success you idolised in your 20s is a recipe for burnout as sure as your grandmother’s hit lasagne you wheel out at dinner parties.
If you’re fully honest, some days you don’t really know who you are. You used to laugh at the high achiever eldest daughter reels on IG, but now they just feel…off.
Did you turn into a judgy boring old woman? You don’t think so, but still the person you were a month feels as cringe as reading your tween diary.
Did that life really fulfil me? You ask.
Welcome to your spiritual awakening. I’m glad you found me.
It may feel like you’re dying, but this isn’t the end.
It’s the beginning of your legend.
The one sung by your very own
Alan-A-Dale, your birth chart.
If you’re fully honest, some days you don’t really know who you are. You used to laugh at the high achiever eldest daughter reels on IG, but now they just feel…off.
Did you turn into a judgy boring old woman? You don’t think so, but still the person you were a month feels as cringe as reading your tween diary.
Did that life really fulfil me? You ask.
Welcome to your spiritual awakening. I’m glad you found me.
It may feel like you’re dying, but this isn’t the end.
It’s the beginning of your legend.
The one sung by your very own Alan-A-Dale, your birth chart.
But now what?
real talk:
My Astrology Intensives are your oracle on retainer: counsel for modern-day queens and kings, your mythic map for power moves, timing, and transformation.
Your chart doesn’t just show your “patterns.” It reveals your throne, the seat of sovereignty you were designed to claim, and the gates you’ll have to walk through to get there.
One incredible healer thought she needed discipline. What she really needed was permission to be true to herself.
Her chart revealed a different story from the one she had in her mind, as she forced herself into her coach’s strategy.
A story where direct connection and networking were her superpower. In that moment, she stopped trying to play by borrowed rules and reclaimed her throne.
This is what astrology at this level does: it shows you where your true empire is waiting.
I didn’t come to astrology because it was hip. Back then, it wasn’t.
I came to it in the Underworld.
When the life I had built collapsed, and every identity I thought
was “me” crumbled.
I was stripped bare.
My chart became the map I used to walk out of the fire.
That descent changed me.
I didn’t just study astrology; I lived it. Every transit, every cycle, every myth was carved into my bones.
Astrology for me isn’t just an ancient set of archetypes. It’s a living being.
And when I resurfaced, I came
back sovereign.
That’s why my readings reveal the raw power and timing encoded in you, so you don’t waste years trying to follow rules that were never written for you.
They’re counsel forged in fire, designed for those at thresholds, ready to shed false skins and step into the legend of who they really are.
I didn’t come to astrology because it was hip. Back then, it wasn’t.
I came to it in the Underworld. When the life I had built collapsed, and every identity I thought was “me” crumbled.
I was stripped bare.
My chart became the map I used to walk out of the fire.
That descent changed me.
I didn’t just study astrology; I lived it. Every transit, every cycle, every myth was carved into my bones.
Astrology for me isn’t just an ancient set of archetypes. It’s a living being.
And when I resurfaced, I came back sovereign.
That’s why my readings reveal the raw power and timing encoded in you, so you don’t waste years trying to follow rules that were never written for you.
They’re counsel forged in fire, designed for those at thresholds, ready to shed false skins and step into the legend of who they really are.
How It Works
FIRST THIS
We decode your natal, transit, or return chart through the lens of your soul’s invitations in this lifetime
THEN
We anchor into your power, timing, and the deeper themes ready to emerge.
finally
You get 7 days of Telegram support to help you put your insights into action.
Not because you need hand-holding, but because integration happens in the moment and I want you supported when it actually matters.
Clients describe my work as:
Focus: “Helping me zero in on what actually moves me forward.”
Clarity: “Seeing what I was blind to without judgment, and helping me reclaim my power.”
Alignment: “Shedding what wasn’t me”
I’m a Sherlock Holmes of the soul
For over a decade, I’ve been guiding ambitious women and future leaders through the moments when their next chapter feels unclear
(From mentoring graduates stepping into their first careers, to facilitating workshops that helped high-achievers integrate values, purpose, and ambition).
Today, I bring that same depth of clarity and groundedness into my work. The context has shifted, but the core remains: helping people see themselves clearly so they can move with power.
I wasn’t trained for this work in a classroom. I was initiated into it. Every collapse, every threshold, every “death” gave me mystical sight.
I didn’t study power; I walked through the places where it’s stripped from you and learned what it takes to reclaim it.
That’s why my clients don’t come to me for spiritual platitudes.
They come because I see what they can’t see yet, and because I hold a mirror that shows them the legend they were born to live.
is that a yes?
Evolutionary Astrology Intensive — £444
Book now and you will receive:
* A written chart reading delivered within 72 working hours of receiving
your intake form (save for force majeure)
* 7 days Telegram access for integration and next steps (booked after you receive the reading)
Desire to have an oracle on retainer? Sign up for quarterly (£1111 or £95/pcm) or monthly readings (£5000 or £420pcm) and receive
priority access. Please note the payment plans include the original £444 intensive in the price
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