My favourite thing about Astrology is that it shows we are one of a kind.
Even twins don’t have the exact same chart.
You already know you’re magnetic. You have achieved plenty of accolades,
and never asked anyone’s permission to go after what you want.
But you’re at a threshold of a new era where myth becomes manifest.
You aren’t here to play small. You aren’t here to “heal” in Instagram pastel.
You’re here to own the story that makes your presence impossible to ignore.
The level of legendary where you go from one of the greats to the one and only.
And this shift needs clarity, activation, and energy that reshapes reality like a Millennial wedding when the DJ plays Mr Brightside.
But the brighter you want to shine, the deeper you have to look in the darkness.
Some believe shadow work needs a rebrand (like Gwen Stefani’s Harajuku era), but however you want to call it, you can’t escape facing yourself if you want to hold bigger and bolder levels without collapsing.
I have lots of fears. My job is to conquer my fears. The irony of being a performer is that I have huge insecurities.
Each of us is responsible for what happens in our lives. There are no mistakes or accidents. Consciousness is everything and all things begin with a thought.
We are responsible for our own
fate
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Astrology isn’t about “what’s fated,” but about how consciously you create your fate. My approach is “Evolutionary astrology”, which is about remembering the part of you that chose this lifetime.
The fears you face, the desires that won’t leave you alone, the karmic loops you’re here to break…they’re not random. They’re your soul curriculum.
Each reading is a mirror for the version of you that’s ready to emerge next.
I came to astrology when the life I had built collapsed, and every identity I thought was “me” burned to ash.
My chart became the map I used to walk out of the fire. And when I resurfaced, I came back sovereign.
I didn’t just study astrology; I live it. To me, astrology isn’t an abstract language of psychological archetypes. It isn't here to fix you. It’s alchemy and magic.
It breathes with the rhythm of the raw power and divine timing encoded in you, so you can stop living by rules that were never written for you, and step into the legend your soul came here to live.
Here’s how we can work together to translate your chart into embodied reality:
Individual Readings
A deeper understanding of who you are, what you carry, and why you’re magnetized toward certain patterns.
Perfect for exploring your birth chart, your Saturn or other planetary return, or the new year of life you’re entering.
Quarterly Readings
For those who live and create in rhythm.
A map of the year through your personal transits, perfect for artists and entrepreneurs who want to work with the current, not against it.
Includes a complimentary birth chart or solar return reading as applicable + 4 quarterly transit readings.
Monthly Readings
For those ready to treat their evolution like an art form. This is the oracle-on-retainer option: an ongoing calibration to your personal myth, as it unfolds in real time.
Includes a complimentary birth chart or solar return reading as applicable + 12 monthly transit readings.
Individual Reading
12 monthly payments
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YEARLY
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£444 each or £666 bundle of birth chart + returns chart
£1111 or 12 x £140 pcm
£5000 or 12 x £420 pcm
Book now and you will receive:
* A written chart reading delivered within 72 working hours of receiving
your intake form (save for force majeure)
* 7 days Telegram access for integration and next steps (booked after you receive the reading)
Only 5 readings available per month. Buying a package gives you priority access to my calendar, which has a waitlist.
I’m a Sherlock Holmes of the soul
I’ve always been a storyteller (through writing, acting, and photography).
With a decades=long interest in the mystical, my work revolves around decoding the invisible architecture behind who we become.
Astrology is the perfect language for that. It allows us to read ourselves as poetry and power. A map for transformation that
reveals where your soul is asking to create, shed, and come
alive again.
My background in marketing and communication taught me to see patterns; my initiations taught me to trust what can’t be explained.
I move through life as both artist and priestess, devoted to the erotic pulse that turns creation itself into a form of worship.
To me, everything is an altar.
Every word, an incantation. Every experience, potential art.
My work is for those who feel the same call: to live mythically, to make the ordinary sacred, and to let beauty become a form of remembrance.
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